“Administration Considering Additional Subsidies and Tax Breaks ...

... pet-food companies, cat-nip farmers, and makers of heart-shaped kitty beds, catnip-scented mouse and gopher-shaped rubber chew toys, scratch pads, scent-free non-comedogenic coat-conditioning kitty shampoos, and teaser rods with dangling lures. .... We do all this, and then we have the problem down the road of vampire brain eating kittens subsidized by the public with all feline derivatives in our zombified nation being controlled by gold men with sacks. No, not me . ...